Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill Randy
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Add to list. Naughty Jack and Jill Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high, unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy, But Jack got a shock, and a mouth full of cock, Cause Jill's real name is Randy. Like 4 6 Enjoyable Inspiring Lovely post! People who follow lines are led off cliffs


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for more information. Jack and Jill went up a hill.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said "I know you wanna.

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But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son. This joke may contain profanity. Some amended Nursery Rhymes Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dick Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water. Jack: Please, can we go?

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I've always wanted to fly on a plane! Jill: I'm sorry Jack.

We find out That Jack and J Jack and Jill have been married for forty years And every morning jack wakes up, has a stretch and forces out the biggest fart you've ever heard. Every morning his wife Jill would tell him he is disgusting and tell him that one day he's gonna push so hard his guts will fall out to which he would reply better out than in my love.

After so Jack and Jill Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from uni, gotten married and got a job at the same firm.

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One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides he must lay off one employee. Jack and Jill are the most recent hires, so it must be one of them. Whats the difference between Jack and Jill?

I cant Jill off onto your face. Jack and Jill Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off. The miller cried, I can't decide, whether to lay Jill or Jack off. Psychiatrists observe two patients at a mental institution Jack and Jill, the two patients, form an extremely strong bond.

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The relationship is helping both Jack and Jill cope with difficult social interactions. Jack and Jill make such progress, the doctors decide to observe them in various situations around the mental institution to see if they are ready No one digs a well at the top of a hill.

What the hell were Jack and Jill really doing up there? They had recently been told that meat was un-christian like, so they decided to grow almonds and use the money from it to replace the money they'd get from selling meats. Eventually, they realized they can't drink milk, so they The boss of a small company has two employees, Jack and Jill… Just recently the company has been doing badly, so the boss decides one of them must go.

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Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill, so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma. Jack and Jill work together in an office Things are getting very slow and the manager realizes he has to let one of them go but he can't decide. The manager approaches Jill and says "I have to lay you or Jack off".

A manager has two great employees A manager has two great employees, Jack and Jill. Due to budget constraints, he knows he has to fire one of them.

He decides to meet with each employee, be upfront with them, and then make his sad decision. Both of them are outside of his office, and he asks Jill to step inside. Less than 15 seconds

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Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after.