Hit In The Nuts Stories
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  • Age:
  • 23
  • Nationality:
  • Welsh
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  • My hobbies:
  • Driving a car


I was drunk at a petting zoo and a goat headbutted me right in the dick so hard that I threw up in a trash can in front of families with .


Ever get kicked in the nuts? tell your story!

Add to list. I put my light blue crew socks on my feet and then took a relaxing breath as I sat on the edge of my bed.

I was so excited to be invited to my first party. I never had many friends and I knew this would be the moment I'd finally feel like I belonged. It was going to be a "sock" party at one of my few friend's house.

We were all supposed to wear our favorite pair of socks and hang out, play a few games, and maybe watch a movie or something. I had been looking forward to this all week. I put on my black Converse shoes so that I could drive over there. My body was a little jittery on the drive over in a level between excitement and nervousness.

Hit in the nuts

I couldn't wait to make new friends. I especially couldn't wait to possibly meet a potential girlfriend knowing that several girls had been invited. I pulled into the driveway and parked to the side. I noticed a beautiful blonde girl wearing grey knee high socks and a miniskirt walking into my friend Billy's three story mansion of a home. It was actually his mother's house and she was pretty wealthy.

All I could think about was how gorgeous that girl was on the way to the front door.

I rang the door bell and Billy's mom answered. She seemed to be participating in the party herself. She was wearing tight blue jeans and thin white crew socks with a cute de on them.

I couldn't help but stutter, I was amazed by how adorable his mother was. I couldn't help but glance to see what everyone else was wearing. There was a blonde guy wearing green socks and three other guys with brown hair, one wearing orange, one yellow, and the other black.

Video: women tried getting kicked in the balls to feel men’s pain

Then I took notice of all the girls. Of course there was the blonde in the grey knee highs. The other four girls were wearing jeans just like us guys. There was a redhead and another blonde wearing pink socks, a brunette wearing brown, and another redhead wearing purple. Everyone there was attractive. I'm not gay, but I knew the other guys were better looking than me.

I thought I had no chance with any of these girls. We've been doing this before you got here. Everyone else got up and gathered around. I thought this was kind of strange, but I was so glad to be a part of a group it didn't phase me the least. This could be fun I began thinking to myself.

There's probably a bunch of fun shots I could come up with for this inside game of Horse. I walked over to the spot he was at.

I looked around to see all the girls including his mother staring at me. All the guys were standing behind me waiting their turn. Other than Billy, who was off to the side between me and the goal.

I breathed in an attempt to relax myself before releasing the ball. Trying to focus on the goals location by memory.

And about 10 seconds in of holding my eyes shut My eyes popped right back open and my jaw dropped. Billy had kicked me right in the nuts. I dropped the ball to the side as I began falling to the floor while he watched with a smile on his face.

I could feel my face turning red as I was running out of breath. Some tears came to my eyes as well.

I first buried my face into the floor as I began to hear the laughter from everyone else in the room. Every single one of them was laughing, not a single one showing me any sympathy. I reopened my eyes to see Billy's red socked foot standing by my head as he was bent over laughing. I looked up to the right to see his mother with her phone in her hand laughing a way at my pain as well. Then the redhead in the pink socks started stomping on me while I was down in the fetal position.

This went on for about five minutes. I was finally able to feel okay enough to sit back up. I looked around the room to see the smiles on everyone's faces. I could feel the pain in my stomach at this time. His mom did finally help me up after that and lead me to the kitchen. She sat me down at the table while she went to the freezer to get a pack of ice. I could tell she felt a little bad for me, yet thought it was nuts hilarious. She handed me the ice pack and I placed it on my balls. I looked up at her confused.

Which in this story happened to be you! It was if she was proud of what her son had done. She came walking back in and looked over at me. She patted my shoulder and then stood behind me as I got closer Hit him.

Guys explain once and for all what it's like to get hit in the balls

He spread his legs for me. Right from behind his mother kicked me in the nuts what felt like as hard as she could. Pretty sure I had left the ground before completely dropping into my fetal position tear fest. Everyone laughed at my misfortune even harder this time. Pretty sure I heard them giving his mother a high five.

Video: women tried getting kicked in the balls to feel men’s pain

You're so dumb! Like 2 2 Great Clever work Inspired me Like 2. Likes:Andrew Church To reply, click a comment. This was too funny! Steven - Lol how did it inspire you? Steven - I can't wait to read that!

But always start with the first chapter. Stewart writes stories with a unique sense of humor which often pokes fun at the story itself and in some cases the author. His stories often use horror elements and many are based on strange obsessions.

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