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RENO ! After responding to reports of a noisy hotel room, Garcia and Jones find a very patriotic actor and his very lifelike costar. The Reno Sheriff's Department breaks up a huge family fight -- and would be willing to do it again. A stripper cheers up Garcia, but not in the way that the other officers had expected. S1 E Jones and Garcia mediate a fight between an angry mime and a small .

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Doctor : Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all sitting here in your underwear. Deputy S. Jones : Dangle was in his underwear when we all got here. Deputy Travis Junior : Yeah, what's the deal, Dangle? Jim Dangle : I don't feel the need to explain myself. Jones : Officers, there are two armed men inside. Deputy James Garcia : I hope there are two-armed men in there. One-armed men wouldn't be able to serve tacos. Jim Dangle : I can't imagine any woman having sex with Garcia. I think it would be really angry, the sex. Jones : You think so?

Jim Dangle : Have you ever heard him in the john? It's like Normandy.

Jones : Ok, let me tell you S: Don't take another motherfucking step. Jones : I've dealt with your damm advances for years now, and I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it, I'm straight, okay? You ever hear of sexual harassment?

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Ever hear of that? What do you take me for, I'm a punkass? Fuck you man, fuck you! Jones : I can't believe this! I had shit to do today!

Jim Dangle : [crying] I'm just so lonely Jones : Save that shit, save it A new fucking low! Jim Dangle : I just need somebody to help me Jim Dangle : I'm going inside now I'm sorry if I like you. Jones : [pause] Hell, I'll try anything once, I guess. Jones : [to a group of hookers] Hello ladies.

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Deputy James Garcia : Can we help you tonight? Deputy James Garcia : Dangle? Jim Dangle : Fellas I'm, uh, I'm working vice tonight. Deputy James Garcia : Do you need backup?

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Jim Dangle : No, no I'm deep cover. I'm getting a lot of le. Deputy James Garcia : Well, we could back you up.

Jim Dangle : No, no, no, I'm deep cover. I'm getting hot le. Deputy James Garcia : Um Jones : He's working vice. Deputy James Garcia : Yeah, but he's got Friday off.

Jones : Who's you guys best friend in the whole world? Deputy James Garcia : Santa Claus?

Drunk man dances for police at dui stop

Terry : [At an empty baseball field] Hit it! Dammit, now we're losing. Jones : You know who else is losing? Terry : [pauses] Iraq.

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Jones : First O. I didn't do anything! Jim Dangle : Here we are, casa de Dangle!

Jones : [pause] What the fuck? Jim Dangle : What do you mean, what the fuck? Jones : Dangle, we only moved, like, 45 feet! You could have done all of this shit yourself! Jim Dangle : I'm sure it's more like feet.

Deputy Clementine Johnson : Yeah Jones : Yeah. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God! Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers : Yeah.

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Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this? Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt?

Jim Dangle : Not really. Kenny Rogers : Oh God, oh God. Deputy James Garcia : [waking up in the office] Whoa! Jones : Were you having that gayass Kenny Rogers dream again? Deputy Williams : The one you have all the time!

I don't know what the hell you're Jones : [gently] Jimmy Jones : Sir, I will not hesistate to beat your ass with your own shoe!

Jones : [points to himself and Deputy Williams] Why are we on this side of the table and everyone us else over there? Jim Dangle : CPT. Jones : What? Deputy Williams : What? Excuse me? What's CPT? We're the first one's here and take these seats. Jim Dangle : Colored People Time, everyone knows what that means. Jim Dangle : I'm sorry, that was wrong of me to say. I thought you've heard of that before.

It's easy to say and it just, it just came out - CPT. Jones : Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being colored and for being a person and for being on my time. Deputy Travis Junior : Apology accepted, Jones. Jim Dangle : [talking about Garcia's ex-wife] The part I don't understand is that there's a woman who would

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